Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.

“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”

by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 15, 2023

Tallahassee Goodbye

Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.

Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.

by maG1Cm0nk3Y November 5, 2021

Georgian Goodbye

saying bye 100 times to everyone & then end up staying for a 3rd dessert.

Akaki was a forward-thinking, strategic planner. He figured he should start his Georgian goodbye at around 6:30 PM so that he could be on the road home by 10:00 PM the latest. This is a very smart man.

by SheniDeda November 1, 2021

Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.

Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."

by carpetedlime June 7, 2021

The Portuguese Goodbye

The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.

The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.

by SalvyZ August 10, 2022