Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Harlem Globetrotter

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.

Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.

by Rob and Mike August 6, 2007

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

glabella

A word we would have never known the meaning to without our holy fathers Dayull and Philipe

Dan: may I stroke ur glabella

Phil: *gets glabella strooked*
Yes.....strooked...

by It's yeet or gEt yEeTeD November 18, 2018

Globbenstain

When you have electro therapy session on your cock and when the doctor xrays it and he finds out its broken.

When your mother walks in on you when you're on R/Globbenstain

by KaleLishort January 15, 2022

Brave Frontier Global

An English version of the original Japanese mobile game published by Gumi Singapore that went from an international sensation 4 years ago to become a money milker by pumping out Limited Edition and collaboration units. It also lacks "content" and regularly runs pay-to-win, player-versus-player events where spending money is a requirement.

If anyone ever mentions that you should play Brave Frontier Global , make sure you hide your money, bank cards, bank accounts...whatever. I heard that they'll milk you of all your money for their so called "Rates Up" summon gates.

by H3414b1374n93n7 March 3, 2018