glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

GLarfypoo

South Georgian origin; (n) excretion from any degree or variation of poultry or platypus. See also Officer_shamrock

Officer_shamrock is a glarfypoo.

by Apzero September 12, 2004

gark

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004

Gark

To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit

I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...

by Lyndog July 5, 2009

Gark

Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.

Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.

by gark October 19, 2012

gark

Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc

Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.

by Gary cook December 7, 2003