gaff

a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.

he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.

by someone who knows the real definition of gaff June 26, 2006

the gaffer

Chief of lighting on a film.

He's the gaffer in that production.

by alsdjflajsdlfk November 29, 2006

Gaffica

When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces.

That asshole just gaff'ed his car.

by Art Vandely September 22, 2004

billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006

GAFF

Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.

Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.

by BV January 13, 2004

Gaffle

Is slang for a bank roll

Every since I stopped buying useless things I keep a gaffle on me .

by Memphis901 December 13, 2018

Gaffing

Gaffing - Gaffing is a house party where everyone is chatting pure rhubarb off their titties on Class A’s OR full of naughty Ketamine

You gaffing tonight la? Is right bro, see you round the kitchen.

by Gaffing January 3, 2018