Flatty

a person or thing with an abnormally flat butt.

gee wiz that boy is a flatty.

by The Three Wenches September 17, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Pop flats

A term used by Playboi Carti in the song “Atlanta”, the act of popping Xanax which come in flat bar shaped pills hence the word “flats”

Yo bro I was fucked up last night. Remind me not to pop flats again

by 574dominator October 21, 2020

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

flattie

Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.

Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.

by Spellking August 24, 2017

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009