Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make

"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"

by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009

vietnam flashback

When you go down to eat out a girls strange, and get a flashback of a previous encounter with the hairiest pussy you ever saw, much like the dense brush of the jungles in Vietnam.

Yo Morgan what'd you end up doing last night with that Tess girl?
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!

by rudealbeitreasonable August 25, 2016

Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked

"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?

by Chungarock January 3, 2011

Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.

She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.

by paintballisgay October 5, 2006

Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007

vietnam flashback

the face when having a bad time

Guy 1: dude whats with your face? It looks like a Vietnam Flashback
Guy 2: well my Dog Died

by D4RK_P41N June 25, 2016

flapjack

Some bozo who's always bein dumb..

That fukin flapjack turned in front o me!

by ARtful_D0dg3r September 24, 2004