When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011
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When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.
I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks
by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010
Get the farpoo mug.a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)
by skittlesyum July 25, 2003
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by stackattack January 2, 2011
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The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.
Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.
It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.
(Adj) Flappy
(Adv) Flappily
"Do you see Marie over there excessively kissing her new boyfriend. That woman is quite the flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"
"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
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