flabergaster

a word that will shock somone.

man#1 i love balls man#2 wow thats a flabergaster

by feelin dylan March 16, 2011

Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008

Con-flab

A conversation between 2 overweight people, often concerned with diets.

If you can squeeze into that seat, sit down and we'll have a con-flab.

by OnTheFirm March 23, 2010

Faber

A skin colour that makes you think someone is of a mixed race...but isn't.

you: Has he got, like, mixed parents or something
me: Nah hes just Faber

by mr_lister October 31, 2006

FLAB

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

My wife is a complete FLAB!

by Nivek D. June 20, 2007

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

flab

an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me

by spary winsor April 23, 2005