dansw1fe's definitions

vagactus

Prickly hairs that grow a few days after you shave your vagina (and sometimes poke through the fabric of your underwear!), leaving your vag feeling like a cactus. Thus, VAGACTUS.

"Babe, you're so prickly!"
"Then get your hands off of my vagactus!"

by dansw1fe August 3, 2012

exit bone

noun. The last bone after breaking up (breakup sex). Similar to an exit interview but boning.

If you cheat on me and we breakup, there will be NO exit bone.

by dansw1fe August 15, 2023

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009