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Corporate Flagellate
When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
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Flaberganus
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010
flagellant
People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013
Flablaberd
Flablaberd by Adoseof.lexis January 31, 2019
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016
flamelurker
flamelurker by madkjbjk June 3, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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