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Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Related Words

Flaberganus 

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.
We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

Flablaberd 

When you are confused or don't know what to do u are flablaberd.
Becky said she didn't like me but hugged me in the hallway. Like I'm so flablaberd
Flablaberd by Adoseof.lexis January 31, 2019

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

flamelurker 

Fuck even with 2 phantoms helping Flamelurker still rips me apart.
flamelurker by madkjbjk June 3, 2010