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French unicorn

The act of a man having sex with a person from behind (i.e. 'doggy style') until he nears orgasm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner's head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of ejaculation like a magical unicorn horn.
My boyfriend surprised me with a French unicorn for my birthday.
by Hautecake January 23, 2010
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French Wash

When you don't have time to shower before a girl comes over so you wash your balls in the sink.
Jill will be here in 5 minutes, all I have time for is a French wash.
by Corey and Trevor September 4, 2017
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ghetto french

A person with a given name that begins with the French definite articles, le, la, l', or any variation of these articles, including the redundant, repetitive or misuse of punctuation or spaces between letters or words.
La Quesha lives in the hood, she ghetto french.
by malibudict October 15, 2008
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frenchizzle

1) This frenchizzle is soooo cool, like all the frenchizzle! fo' shizzle my dizzle!
by Altoz January 23, 2005
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French whore

A woman who wears so much perfume she smells horrible. The French have long been notorious for their lack of personal hygiene; so instead of regular bathing they would douse themselves with perfume in an attempt to cover up their own funk. This is quite counter-productive since wearing too much perfume will make you smell just as bad if not worse than b.o.
A woman stinking like a French whore approached me at the bar. Her stink made me leave.
by qwerty67850 April 20, 2009
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French knot

A variation on 69 wherein two people who care about each other will lick each other's assholes simultaneously.
Gladys, you wouldn't believe it! When I opened the door to tell the boys that breakfast was ready, they were wrapped up in a French knot!
by Michael J.C. October 2, 2006
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feechur

A program "feature" which is so badly designed that it causes way more problems than it's designed to solve; it's an engineering fail.
The Genuine Advantage feechur advantageously disables your Windows if it thinks it's not genuine.
by Thinkingman.com July 7, 2010
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