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Feeding the Mayor 

Taking a Dump
Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

Feeding the chickens. 

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .
T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"
Feeding the chickens. by T-lib January 26, 2014

bottom feeding 

finding out you lied and feeding the information to others.
Cathy was bottom feeding information about Justin.

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)
You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.
Verb - An act involving anal sex, primarily a homosexual act. When one partner ejaculates into another partners anus, the intercourse continues mixing semen and fecal matter into a frothy mixture. The frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter is then extracted and consumed by inserting a straw into the anus.
Dave: Damit Bob! I told you should not eat corn on the cob when you know we wil be fudding later.
Bob: Oh, yeah.. I forgot that plugs up the straw with the corn bits sometimes.. sorry..
Dave: I have to go floss out the corn chunks now..
fudding by Sammy "Da Bull" September 16, 2008

Feeding my dog 

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."


Feeding my dog by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008