No Facebook

A phrase you have to yell before you allow someone to take a picture of you, or tell them something that you don't want on facebook.

"Oh my god that's so funny, let me take a picture"

"fine... but No Facebook!"

OR

"I gotta tell you something really funny, but No Facebook!"

by lacubsfan November 18, 2009

Facebook

A social networking site that has the epitome of EPIC FAIL with every new design...

Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?!?!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!

by lilGAPeach February 10, 2010

Facebook

A popular website where people get the balls to say things that they would not say in real life to someone. You know who the fuck I am bitch.

You said that to me on facebook but I bet you don't have the balls to say that to me in person right? Thats what I thought.

by Thef8ceOFF April 17, 2010

facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

by frankreynolds July 24, 2010

facebook

adjective; a "tool", or someone with no life and a small shmeckzel.

"dude you're so facebook"
"suck my facebook"
"you son of a facebook"

by Pat Toma January 14, 2008

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

facebook

Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.

"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"

by steeeee April 13, 2009