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for fucking ever

I really need you tonight; forever's gonna start tonight; for fucking ever's gonna start tonight. - Fucking Total Eclipse of the Heart
by Anonymous December 13, 2004
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said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.
-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
by The Boho April 25, 2014
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evercrack

a slang term for the online game everquest. evercrack is the term used to describe be the addiction that grips players. they play like they cant quit.
They skip meals and stay inside alot while playing.
Ryan Rader!(mom yells)Get up here and eat! You played all week without sleeping!
I'm not hungry mom.(Ryan replies)
It's like its crack or something!Evercrack is what i'll call it!
by R Sizzle April 25, 2003
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Best thing ever

by dkfbqdfasdn September 16, 2011
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Shoe event horizon

The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.

The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.

The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.

Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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The Worst Trick Ever

Her telling you she's pregnant and letting you believe it while telling all her friends that she's kidding. You don't find out until after everyone else has had a cheap laugh.
The Worst Trick ever has been played on me twice now.
by Dark Blade June 11, 2006
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happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after
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