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merger of equals

When one company merges with the other to jack it up.
The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.
by OoTLink March 31, 2007
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3 times 8 equals 18

quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer
Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC
by DNLM June 4, 2018
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Caucus of Equals

Otherwise known as clusterfuck of Trumpists this is a method of political organization that empowers extremists state legislatures.
The Alaska state Senate could have had a bipartisan coalition government but instead decided to empower weirdo extremists in what they are calling a "caucus of equals."
by Alaska Fisherman January 22, 2021
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Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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Schrödinger (wave) equation

The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.
The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.

H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people or people with an actual functioning brain.
Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of loudspeakers set to max gain playing USSR earrape theme. We'll see who's laughing then.
by JoeMama4Heed March 6, 2021
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