Ejacula

A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood

"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"

by Faggot Ass Clothes September 21, 2021

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 13, 2017

ejaculation

eruption of jizz/cum/semen/sperm/manjuice/milk

i had a very large ejaculation once she finished off the bj with a two handed wank.

by hitler July 8, 2003

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

rejaculated

When a girl queefs after sex and his jizz squirts out.

Amber got done fucking her boyfriend and rejaculated all over the bed.

by xerokuk293 January 13, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015