Greggs Dummy

A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.

Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.

Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.

by BuckT March 2, 2022

Dim dam dummy

When you friend is doing something utterly stupid and you can't think of anything to call them

You act like you don't have an iPhone....You know how to turn on the GPS right?
Nah give it here you dim dam dummy

by Chulosalvaje April 4, 2017

don’t do the dummy

Don’t do the dummy means don’t act stupid , don’t play like you don’t know when you really know.

Girl: who is Mya with heart eyes and heart texting you , Rashad?
Boy: who?
Girl: Don’t do the dummy , you know exactly who tf Mya is

by Boochieprincess February 25, 2018

dummy juice

in the bay it means the jose cuervo, the drink

yo lets get some dummy juice so we can get hyphy

by thizz12345 August 15, 2006

Dummkopf

Dummkopf (doom-cough)- language from germany means idiot, stupid, retarded.

"man jimmy your such a Dummkopf!."

by Cheeky_monkey353 September 14, 2011

[dummy mission]

the act of going about solo or with friends
aimlessly until something to do is found.

"there has to be a party somewhere, trust me"

"jus drop me off man we been on a dummy mission for 2 hours"

by dee beee January 24, 2009

educated dummy

1: A person who has learned how to argue without ever having learned how to think. Often a casualty of the US education system.

2: A run-of-the-mill dummy who, through repeated beatings in online debate, has learned to craft his comments in such a way that they cannot be easily dismissed as ignorant nonsense, without ever having examined the irrationality at the heart of his stupidity, and after much practice has become an educated dummy.

"You are woefully misinformed. Perhaps, if you had read this irrelevent book, and therefore educated yourself, you would see that I am correct, even though I have made no valid points whatsoever, because I am an educated dummy."

by Mister Joshua July 16, 2008