Douchetart

a hot guy you can tell is a Douchebag

"Wow, look at the yummy Douchetart over there! I think he's scoping me out..."

by MIss Roq September 1, 2009

Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.

Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX

by Phuketall January 29, 2010

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 28, 2010

douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

by peard33 June 29, 2010

Douchesque

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag

"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"

by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010

Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.

Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!

by suppvengenz November 6, 2010

douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

by Castlehassle November 29, 2010