butt dialing

See ghost dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.

by 4young March 6, 2017

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

DIALMIHF

Die in a low to moderate-income house fire.

What? You don't want to come to the concert with me? Oh, ok, DIALMIHF, bitch!

by Bobby Cipolla March 24, 2007

wank dial

when you accidentally knock your phone in your pocket while having a wank.

*Phone rings*

Friend: Hello

Wanker: *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Oh shit.

Friend: What the hell were you doing?

Wanker: Sorry, I must have wank dialed you

by T Bone. October 10, 2010

dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.

Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!

by Shadic January 10, 2005

rotary dial

To stimulate a female's genitals using one's finger(s). A reference to the motion of dialing a land line telephone in the era before touch tone phones came into common use.

Penelope wasn't being too amorous last night and I thought I might not get laid, but after I reached into her panties and rotary dialed her, she begged me to mount her so of course I obliged.

by irishguy29407 March 12, 2012

Dialect

/ˈdɑɪ.ə.ˌlɛkt/
noun

1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

Lallans Speaker: Scots kythed for the first time in leeterar furm in the mids o the 14t century an didna differ muckle fae ither northren Inglis byleids.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.

by Nemo Mentisson November 14, 2009