Skip to main content

alexis and dillon

me :you know how perfect alexis and dillon are.
friend: ikr so perfect
by Idekuh May 31, 2021
mugGet the alexis and dillonmug.

Dillon

The term "Dillon" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.Though the common Dillon thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.A-list ego; D-list status.
Oh god seems like this guy is a Dillon

please lord not another Dillon
by TinyGordon May 23, 2018
mugGet the Dillonmug.

Dillon and Mallory

Love unbelievable love amazing we will share each others memories together for life ❤️❤️
Dillon and Mallory are perfect for each other
by MDTBC November 1, 2020
mugGet the Dillon and Mallorymug.

Dillon

Well..Dillon.

Probably ginger but has a huge cock
Did you see the new lad Dillon”
“Yeah ginger ain’t he”
Yeah but has a fucking 9 inch “
by My mate Dave 1 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Dillonmug.

Dillon

Picture it. The shiestiest most gorgeous thing to ever come in contact with whatever other wack shit you see out of your eyes. He is the best at rawdogging these treeshy babas like it’s a sport. A real Dillon drives a foreign car and always has biddies and/or treeshy babas on stand by, for said passenger seat in the foreign vehicle. Dillon is the best person to be around he’ll always make u laugh so hard that you can’t help but let a queef out. Let’s just say this guy is sexy, smart, witty, and some may even say dangerous. Dillon always gets it. A perfect specimen to be mixed into the human race indeed. All the girls want to see his wiener and suck it. The biddies come a runnin when they hear Dillon is around. Over all you want to be like Dillon but he’s just one of a kind so good luck with that sucka.
Dillon is no sucka

Is that dillon in another foreign

Wow my girl just text me saying she left me for Dillon what a treesh
by Dillon Lynch March 24, 2022
mugGet the Dillonmug.

megan dillon

the baddies bitch out there and so fine🤤😏 everyone what’s to rail the shit out of her
someone: you know megan dillon?
someone 2: no who is she
someone: the baddies bitch that’s so sexy
by barbie1233 October 3, 2021
mugGet the megan dillonmug.

Dillon Gaffeny

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.
Are you a Dillon gaffeny cause you smell like poo
by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022
mugGet the Dillon Gaffenymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email