A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.
Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
by jethrojones August 13, 2012
Get the chronic dildomug. by Jaboney March 30, 2021
Get the Green Dildomug. by Captain Asshole P1 February 12, 2020
Get the Dildo-BoJackmug. A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.
Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?
Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!
Angie: What!!! Why???
Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!
Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!
Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!
Angie: What!!! Why???
Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!
Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!
by Get Famous September 30, 2009
Get the Dildo Fingersmug. A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.
by SteveSpangler February 14, 2017
Get the Dragon dildomug. A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".
Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...
by Blumpkinpants122 December 30, 2010
Get the Dildo McGeemug. 