Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

fart dial

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.

ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"

by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

war dialing

War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!

Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!

Bob: Sweet! What's the number?

by Phreaking_is_not_dead May 19, 2009

Dick dial

The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.

"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

by Corn Hungis May 28, 2018

Drunk Dial

A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.

You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.

by hollis May 24, 2004

cock dial

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

by Linne September 5, 2007