texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016

Daxton

Quite, laid back rock star who plays in the band It's Safe I Swear. Is a slow driver but always makes it there in the end. Everyone loves his personality and there are none that dislike him. Has a small yippy dog but owns it like a man. Awesome dude with an awesome tude and everyone should feel lucky to be his friend.

Look at how well that dude plays bass with his fingers, he must be a Daxton.

by axart May 1, 2013

Friend Dating

When to people are dating and the male doesn't make very many flirty moves during the date (ie: holding hands, excessive compliments) because he is unaware of the females intentions. It's like dating but in a nonserious way. It's a terrible limbo, stuck between the dating and friend zone. People stuck here are trapped and have no clear guidance on how to act around the female, everyday they hope for the sweet release of "oh i just like you as a friend" or "lets make this more serious." But it never comes.....

Male: I like you. It's cool we've been going out so much.
Female: I didn't know that. I thought we were Friend Dating. You never flirt with me.
Male: I just tried to kiss you and told you I liked you... are you serious?

by stickdikler May 7, 2013

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

dating like a guy

not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.

"im gonna start dating like a guy"

why guh?

"because im just wanna have a good time"

by kristen paige August 7, 2007

Daxton

Daxton's are caring lazy and tend to be gamers. They have the audacity to explain something you already know and act like you didn't. They tend to be assholes, but still lovable even though.

Fuck you Daxton

by BallsinurJaws2134 September 8, 2021

self-dating

aka- masturbation,self pleasure

Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.

by anonymous June 25, 2004