adult dating

a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.

Yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now I'm scared of it after seeing what happend to Bob...

by snitchDOOM May 15, 2007

pseudo dancing

The act by which a perpetrator, usually one Ken Johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. No attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. The female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. Too bad Kenny can't sprint to catch his prey.

Pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike.

Also see Nolder

Kenny wanted to talk to that hot girl, but instead he was just pseudo dancing.

by That's Queen Bitch to YOU April 12, 2004

dad dancing

A very common dance ones father will do when in a happy mode. The dance consists of pointing of ones finger in the air and kicking the leg out not in co-odination with ones finger. There is usually a smile that said father does that leaves an eary odd atmosphere in the so called dance floor.

Oh no i am sooo embarassed my father is engaging in the dreaded "Dad Dancing" on the dance floor.

by Jamylah September 2, 2007

Video dating

having a "date" online using a webcam and speakers via a service such as Skype's free Skyecandy software

In this technological age, more people are starting to use video dating as a way to meet more people without having to waste alot of time.

by SinglesExaminer July 22, 2009

Inter-dating

When two people simulate a date through the means of the internet on a regular basis with romantic intentions towards each other.

Usually on social networking sites such as Skype, Facebook and Myspace.

Example of an inter-dating:

Cybersex

Talking via a social network

Both having coffee, cocktails or some other kind of drink whilst talking to each other

E.g.

Jessica: *on computer*... *Skype: Dom Calling*

: Hi Dom!

Dom: Hey Jess, want to grab some coffee?

Jessica: Sure! Back on in five?

Dom: Okay, see you then.

*Both go into their kitchens and make up a cup of coffee*

Jessica: I'm back. How's you're coffee?

Dom: Great thanks, yours?

by LouisaW August 15, 2012

casually dating

Not hooked to one person. It can be non sexual relationship or loose relationship, but mostly one or both partners will go with other people.

I will go with this girl or guy tonight . I don't want to have that pressure. We are casually dating .

by DR. Edd June 18, 2016

Funny yellow cat dancing

A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know

Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!

by DoYouKnowJoe69 December 17, 2021