Cupcakes 

Cupcakes are not just a normal baked good, in fact, by some they are considered infinitely powerful tools. Essentially, they are synonymous with complete Global Domination. Thus, the ability to bake these sweet delicacies is seen as an extremely valuable asset to those wishing to pursue the goal of total global control.

V:"Me and Georgia are having a Bake-a-thon! We're making cupcakes!"
A:"Oh no! The world is in danger!"

Cupcakes by Alexander Johnson October 25, 2006

Cupcaked 

When a male finishes on a females face and throws a handful of sprinkles on it while yelling "cupcake"!

After giving me a blowjob, I cupcaked her with rainbow sprinkles.

Cupcaked by DyslexicMonkey1 October 6, 2012

Cupcaker 

1. A guy/girl who pets, strokes arms, kisses shoulders, snuggles, butterfly kisses, or awkwardly stares into their significant others eyes in the blatant presence of other people.

2. A habitual violator of guy code and chicks before dicks.

3. Someone who continually updates their facebook/gmail status with how in love they are and how perfect their life is. (You are only lying to yourself)

1. Instead of day drinking, Timmy Franchise is on the couch whispering sweet nothings and acting like a total cupcaker.

2. Although Kara is a guest at my house, she feels it necessary to make out on the couch in the living room when I want to watch TV. What a cupcaker.

3. You know, for everyone who acts like a cupcaker on facebook we really don't care. You are like the person who talks on his cell phone on the bus/train; everyone may be keeping a straight face, but inside we hate you.

Cupcaker by ChiTNR April 17, 2011

Atheist Cupcakes 

Cupcakes who do not believe in 'god'. They don't refuse to believe, they just find there is evidence. (For the record, They are just as delicious as regular cupcakes, they just don't have similar beliefs.)

"I ate Tom's Atheist Cupcakes and now I don't believe in God."

"Haha, Asshole. That's what you get for eating my FRIENDS! Cupcakes is peoples too!"

Atheist Cupcakes by Dreaa_Love(: October 3, 2009

cupcake 

A highly intimate sexual experience that makes you hot enough to rise, soft enough to cool, and ready to cream! And the orgasm is om, nom, nom!

Bob and Diane made moist, delicious cupcakes last night.

cupcake by maemmfc March 16, 2011

Making cupcakes 

It's a term that a lot of high school kids are using in UT. It means to have sex.

1-"I had to hangout with my crew Sat. nite"
2-"Why?"
1-"My parents were making cupcakes"

Making cupcakes by Lizzy-Beth May 13, 2009

Brass Cupcake 

A person predisposed to living in a fantasy-like state which leads to acting inappropriately in public, especially owing to drug use or flamboyant, self-indulgent, geeky avocations.

Something which is pointless and overly thought-out or indulgent.

Often used in conjunction with the word "real" as a qualifier to indicate an extreme case where a person feels a need to attract negative attention to themselves, but by doing so, they attempt to ingratiate or force the identification of themselves to the small target audience that the attribute, mannerism or activity is intended for.

Annette's Vulcan ears make her look like a real brass cupcake.

The bar on the next street over must be a gay bar, its filled with brass cupcakes.

The gay guy standing in front of the bar must be a real brass cupcake wearing ass-less leather chaps like that.

When you find a party with people on shrooms, you'll find a lot of brass cupcakes trying to light things on fire.

Brass Cupcake by Sonthert November 27, 2012