cupcaked

The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

A fathers favourite for his own children's visiting school friends. (See my brother in law)
"Want a buscuit?...Aaargh!, you dirty *%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
A firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
- see also: Dutch oven

by Ali Bongo. November 10, 2007

Cupcaked

When a male finishes on a females face and throws a handful of sprinkles on it while yelling "cupcake"!

After giving me a blowjob, I cupcaked her with rainbow sprinkles.

by DyslexicMonkey1 October 6, 2012

Cupcaked

When a girl gets back handed in her vagina.

Ouch! My vagina hurts because I just got cupcaked! And I didn't even get any frosting!

by sprinkleface June 1, 2010

CupCaked

Having Large Boobs and/or A Big Ass or Just being thick

Man,Shes Cupcaked up?

Shes Cupcaked as Hell!

by Cupcake Jones February 16, 2010

cupcaked

An Information Technology (IT) term synonymous with "fubar", "blown up", "crashed", "shat itself", "bombed out", etc, referring to the failure of an IT hardware or software component. Generally used as a polite and non-alarming way of informing the customer that the system is, in fact, hosed.

Due the negative nature of most IT disasters and the associated negative terminology thereof, many customers may like their minds put at ease through the use of "nicer" terminology.

EXAMPLES:

I'm sorry to tell you that this server is completely cupcaked; the motherboard is fried and we can't find a replacement.

The software installer cupcaked so we'll have to start over with a fresh image.

Flashing the rom on this old controller could be dangerous, let's just hope it doesn't cupcake!

by The-Real-BOFH January 12, 2012

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

cupcake stay

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids

cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.

by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022