to throw the cucumber

To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.

'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'

by avalanche3 November 29, 2012

Find the Sea Cucumber

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.

Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!

by Sanjiia November 11, 2009

watermelon & cucumber sandwich

tit-wank

did you see claire yesterday?' 'oh yeah, she gave me a really nice watermelon & cucumber sandwich

by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010

slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.

Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?

by guydoodguy February 27, 2014

Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

by da bae February 21, 2015

cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003