crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021

crypto baddie

She is fierce, independant and polished. Above all, she is super into NFT. If you don't own one, she won't even look at you. The crypto baddie is the girl version of the crypto bro.

Me : i just bought this really cool nft
You : you're such a crypto baddie
Me : To the mooooon

by Laure42 February 8, 2022

cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017