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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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Crow juice

A drink drank by the crow gang
Can I get 3 crow juice”

“What?”
“3 crow juice”
“What?”
“3 vodka lemonade and black currant”
“Ok”
by B1G Z March 6, 2020
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crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means
It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!
by crowseZon May 17, 2018
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The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
by The purple master December 27, 2019
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Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.
For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.
by Isharted69 October 31, 2011
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Indian crow

An Indian crow is a crow that was born In the subcontinent of India. These birds often identify as Buddhist and migrate north rather than south for winter on account of likening the cold, much like the mind flayer from stranger things. This bird is indeed a strange thing.
A Indian crow loves cold snowy invirements. The Indian crow prefers to eat larger birds and is a bird of prey. The Indian crow looks like a normal crow but looks are desiving you must observe its habits to truly know what category of crow it fall into.
by 🧠🧠🧠 February 18, 2021
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