Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Lot Cricket

A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.

As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!

by walkerskyranch November 29, 2012

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

Village Cricket

Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.

Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:

Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*

Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”

by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020

Butt Crickets

Nothing, nada, nil.

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”

by owangutang May 18, 2021

cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.

It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower

by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014