Crocs

The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.

"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"

"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."

"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."

by Psuedonet June 22, 2025

Croc Head

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.

Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..

by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

yellow croc enthusiast

Someone who really likes Crocs of the yellow variety.

Yo, this guy is a yellow Croc enthusiast

by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025

crocs

The most G clogs ever heard of

Hey I'm wearing crocs.

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023

croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs

Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."

by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024