*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.

h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*

by toee September 20, 2006

Criss Angel

one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)

this man is beautiful,
very talented

by loner August 9, 2003

criss

Describes anything cool or new. Chill. It can also describe an attractive female. Not to be confused with the slang term for a popular alcoholic beverage. The term originated as Jamaican slang.

Yo man, the party was criss.
These Jordans be criss.

by nickozx22 April 20, 2007

Midnight Crisis

A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.

Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?

Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.

by A New Person December 30, 2009

Criss Colis de tabarnak

French Canadian (Quebec) to swear, Like FUCK .

OUI MONSIEUR

Criss Colis de tabarnak what is a Duchbag ?
Are u kidding me ? CRISS COLIS DE TABARNAK !!
Criss Colis de tabarnak Quebec is so badass.
tabarnak

by Quebecoise. May 13, 2009

Crikes

A shocked emotion, normally in a stressfull situation involving a large challenge ahead

*Comes accross a big willy* "oh crikes"
*Comes accross a big hill* "CRIKES"

by Yaz Taylor May 16, 2019

Facebook mid-life crisis

Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.

Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."

Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."

by Octoberstar May 8, 2009