A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)
*someone on facebook*
"So whats your exit strategy?"
*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."
"So whats your exit strategy?"
*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."
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The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.
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The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)
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Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
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