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Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.
I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.
by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021
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minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.
‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x
by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025
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Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.
Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request
by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025
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Texan Cramp

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023
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Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023
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male cramps

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
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