coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 February 4, 2016

Roachy Coochie

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.

Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."

by Mike Ooch December 21, 2022

Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020

Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)

Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister

by Rionox January 7, 2023

Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022

Coochie Kiss

To give an individual a kiss on the vagina

“hey Tiffany, you want a side of coochie kiss with that dick?”

by coochie crusader June 27, 2019

Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest

Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022