Comshipping

Commonly confused with Proshipping, Comshipping is the act of shipping problematic ships. Comshippers are under the Proship umbrella on communities like twitter. Comships commonly have grooming or pedophile over/undertones, including age gaps, rape, etc. Not all Comshippers are bad, not all Comshippers are good.

Person A: "Well, I caught (Person) Comshipping.."
Comshipper: "I comship, let it slide!"

by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 October 12, 2023

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Comship

The act of “shipping” siblings or family. Incestual shipping

I comship the twins from the host club

by Duddlydiddly May 3, 2022

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012