Jacob Comire

A Jacob Comire is a homosexual man who particularly enjoys acts of oral sex

That guy is gay, he must be a Jacob Comire

by ghettodragon December 9, 2012

Rose-Colored Glasses

When you are unaware of the situation around you because of how high you hold those around you;

1. He didn’t see the blood he drew, he was wearing rose-colored glasses

2. When you wear rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

by Blenderr February 5, 2023

comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the third person singular present tense of the verb "comprender".
It's used mostly in questions, meaning "do you understand?", "get it?"

-Spanish is the second language most spoken in the US, and Gringos are stupids when it comes to learn another language, "comprendez"?

by Holden Caulfield May 13, 2005

Compress

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!

by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

Compressed Beef

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012

comire

1)Total scumbag,leech trailor park trash
2)drive with open containers
3)swim in florida oceans and almost die
4)have quick witted response "i hate you too"
5)claim to have liver disease
6)swear that you dont drink
)never work

goto rhode island and look up daniel comire

by danny comire August 13, 2004

drop top compressor

a type of car by the way

1.oh dear it seems to be raining drop top compressors

2.NOOOOOOOOO my drop top compressor ate my mum!

by jobby bum August 3, 2003