kissing coma

when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.

“when i was kissing him i was in a kissing coma”

by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020

Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

by TDGSR April 29, 2020

Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

Pleasure coma

Similar to post nut clarity; a phenomenon where people (usually women) have sex so great they enter a trance or unconscious like state where they can think of nothing but the pleasure they're in at that moment

"Bruh my girl got put into a pleasure coma last night. She was practically speechless and dazed after we experimented with some new toys we bought."

by LxiG August 31, 2021

cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.

"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...

by Jason Howard February 22, 2008

Green Coma

A long, coma-like sleep induced by cannabis.

I fell into a green coma last night and slept past all of my morning classes.

by mp36 November 12, 2009

coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

by Gralkor December 9, 2008