when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir
by byron and nick June 29, 2009
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Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.
Home to many a rich family of dickheads.
Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.
The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.
Home to many a rich family of dickheads.
Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.
The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'
'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'
'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
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by ShityuA June 20, 2018
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1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls
1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls
Random person: He was being such a chandler, making fun of my hair.
Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.
Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!
Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.
Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!
by Spongochild December 31, 2008
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"When I was banging Jon's sister last night, I made her legs hit the chandleer, and then I nutted on her stomach"
by AndyIsTheMAN May 29, 2007
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Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus
Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus
Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.
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