catfish fun

when you know you’re talking to a catfish but you keep talking anyway because you’re bored

bro: hey man you know she is a catfish those are a models pictures
me: i know bro just having some catfish fun

by @gday300 October 19, 2021

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019

catfish

when a girl puts a full face of makeup on

person 1: hey have you seen sally?

person 2: no.

sally: i’m right here guys!

person 1&2: woah you’re a catfish!

by MonkeyMan11 March 2, 2019

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Catfish

HoneyD

HoneyD pretends to be a girl. HoneyD is a catfish.

by Pidgeon Laxitives May 21, 2018

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Catfishing

Someone who uses other peoples photos, videos, name, etc. to get a person's attention (typically on social media)

"I think that girl is Catfishing you!! Dont talk to her anymore"

by bootylicker33 February 27, 2021