The Greek goddess of penis.
Can you believe that girl named her daughter Caliope?!
Yeah, shes gonna be great in bed, I mean, her name means penis.
Yeah, shes gonna be great in bed, I mean, her name means penis.
by Sue Heschle October 28, 2009
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a stupid guy who calls hiself a hardass. he thinks just because he smokes weed and ciggerates that hes all big and bad, well i have news for him.. pretty much everybody does! so hes just the same! and uh.. he says hell slit your throat? punch you in the mouth? haha seriously dude? why do you keep saying you will, when the truth is.. you've said it a milloin times! god just do already if you got the balls! (which you dont) and uh? most of the time when you try so hard to get in truble, its because of other people and he blames it on hiself to get a rep! and he always saysstuff in his little dorky group just loud enough were they can hear to make him look hard..but he just want say it loud enough for the person to hear because he kknows they could kick his lil panzy ass. hes to much of a sissy to take a hit, hell cry. he pretends he steals stuff just were hed be cool but uh... they pritty much just give it to him! he talks shit behind his exs back thinking shell never find out when she does and then pretends he never said it and wont talk to her about it just because hes to panzy to hear what she has to say about it. he has to have porn on his phone because it aint like hell be able to see any boobs in real life so at least he needs to know what they look like! he has a half inch of cock and 20 feet of bush. youd have to go though a maze with a microscope looking for his "so called cock" wich i dont believe is there. his voice is way to high and sqeaky.
when you always turn him down when he wants to fuck you hell say its ok you would have cryed.. thats just your eyes watering from looking so hard for his cock. but he has to use that excuse to try to find another girl hell never get. he trys to bea gangster with his pants real low... but what i thank hes really doing is trying to air out his fishy vigina! his big lips are perfect for his future boyfriends cock! big enough for it to all fit:) right?:)calob lay is fucking retarded:)
by becca bray and glad to be:) January 26, 2010
Get the calob mug.A sick as fuck person! Munching on pussy since day one! He never backs down from a challenge and he's willing to stick his dick in anything... ANYTHING... Except for males... He doesn't want to be up in that. Although, he doesn't not frown upon people who do... He gets all the girlies and is the coolest guy in school... NO LIE
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Callon?
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!
by CoolGuy420 December 9, 2012
Get the Callon mug.A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.
Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.
by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009
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A stupid whore that used to be alright, but now no one likes her because she doesn't know how to shower and one time she threw her period-stained knickers at the back of her wardrobe thinking no one would ever find it, and then got embarassed when confronted about it and blamed it on other people.
In other words, a complete douchefag
In other words, a complete douchefag
No one likes Rachel Callow, she smells of day old fish and her white knickers are now pink.
I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans
I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans
by noonewillunderstandme August 10, 2009
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