Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.

Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!

by imhypershadow April 5, 2017

butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020

Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021