When you have such horrific diarrhea that the sounds that your ass is emitting sounds akin to free form jazz.
Friend 1: *Shitting his brains out*
Friend 2 to Friend 3: "Damn, did you hear that? Kevin has some serious butt jazz going on right now."
Friend 2 to Friend 3: "Damn, did you hear that? Kevin has some serious butt jazz going on right now."
by J-Mama October 28, 2013
what happened i thought you won the loudest fart contest? dude they found a bike pump in my backpack and disqualified me for butt doping
by jmc1971 July 24, 2012
What some lucky few straight guys get to do with their ladies...
What some unlucky prison bitches get to do with big Bubba.
What gay dudes do all the time...
What some unlucky prison bitches get to do with big Bubba.
What gay dudes do all the time...
by Jew Reelie Wanna No March 29, 2009
by Moondog88 February 17, 2021
the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.
"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."
by ooberhack3r January 03, 2012
by HI IM CHARLIE THIS IS MY BIRD July 28, 2010
A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005