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3 branches of hipsters

Goth, indie, and scene

Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.

Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.

Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.

All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
by Tammy G1 August 21, 2012
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Cat Brandywine

Cat Brandywine (Center for Arts and Technology... Brandywine), is, as it's name suggest, a place where Artist and Nerds gather to consume gratuitous amounts of alcohol. At Cat Brandywine (or CAT for short) one should be prepared for scenes and sights depicting large sweaty men and... artist(?) engaged in sexual relations. Mostly because of the alcohol. But also because of the trees in the area, the trees give off a sort of hypoallergenic hallucinogen euphemism that stops some brain function. If one is considering visiting CAT, it would be wise to park your vehicle nearby (like in Coatesville), otherwise you can expect your preferred method of transportation to be "booted" (tossed into the pits of hell). CAT, though dangerous, can be a place of enjoyment though, with the right sense of humor and a lot of patiences. Oh so much patiences.
I went to CAT everyday as a lad and now I'm gay!

One does not simply walk into Cat Brandywine, one dances.

This one time as CAT I the whole the entire place!

I would take you to CAT, but I would rather not have my car burned in hell.

Going to CAT is like when you use your teeth to clean out the grime under your finger nails. It's just so very attractive and everyone will think you are cool/clean!
by The Man Who Never Was January 10, 2011
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anime brandy

Loves anime and will always succumb to its stupidness. Can activate their otherkind or furry abilities at will.
Yo bro why are u being such a anime brandy.

Idk bro I just like being a weeb.
by Civick May 12, 2017
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branch campus girl

A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
by Joe Applesack January 3, 2009
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branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat
user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.
by don trusty April 7, 2008
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Brandy

Calls dealer..."heyup bruv can I have 5 brandy and 3 Whisky (crack) asap"
Dealer ..."Ive got 5 whisky on me if youve got an extra £20"
Caller...."Bro, ive got the £20 just no means to come down off that whisky, I would be tweakin' allll night. Just the 3 and 5 brandy please, sound bro.
by Onthenod April 19, 2017
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branch out

A metamorphosis from being a lazy slacker to performing your job duties as expected.
"Instead of playing 'Guess the Emoji' today, I think I'm going to branch out and answer some emails."
by Bncd82 July 24, 2014
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