Get Boris'd

If you get Boris'd then someone has crashed your economy, similar to how Boris crashed Britain's economy.

"Yo they're gonna Get Boris'd if they don't sort out their country soon enough"

by Atoad1 February 1, 2021

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 8, 2021

Borising It

To make a journey using one of London's iconic new rental cycles. Derived from the affectionate nickname 'Boris Bikes', named after the conspicuously bumbling mayor Boris Johnson.

Matt: "That party is only a couple of miles away, why don't you rent a bike?"

Dan: "no way mate, I'm not Borising it in this weather!"

by DanBizz June 28, 2011

Boris

A bumbling but cunning and deceitful baffoon who pushes himself forward to be a key leader and who will do anything to convince enough people to give him that power and influence - especially lying, repeating meaningless catchphrases over and over, twisting and changing the rules and adopting a belief that is contrary to what he previously believed if it gives him a cause that will help him to gain power and influence. He will promise you the world with no real intention of achieving it or will promnise very little but will make it sound really amazing.
Verb tense: To act like the person described above

He acted like a complete Boris in order to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.

by JackoJumble December 20, 2019

the boris

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.

I gave my girlfriend the boris last night

by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019

bordism

The Art of being bored , it can be easily be cured by interaction with other people, sleeping it off, shiney things, doing things u wud kill urself for if your friends found out(ex. playing dress-up) or anything else tht will keep your mind off the fact that u have nothing to do

Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"

Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"

by UHoh... September 6, 2005