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bogometer

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.
That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
by Snullbug December 1, 2004
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Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.
I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.
by drunkendisco October 28, 2009
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Bingo Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to yell profanities at the caller during a Bingo game, especially if you're not winning.
Caller: O 69

Nancy: WHORE! I don't need 0 69! Stupid motherfuckingcocklickinwhorebot!

Karen: Nancy's got Bingo Tourettes again.
by The Canajun July 3, 2010
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Asa Bongoy

A fortnite character who reminds students of a teacher.

LOL

Asaaaaa
Asa Bongoy is here.
by Viktor le BG du 92 June 21, 2018
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Bingo-bango there's your mango

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.
"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.
by May Daily June 6, 2018
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Bogos Binted

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"
by Cava the musical June 19, 2021
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Bango Skank

Bango Skank is a character created by horror novelist Peter Straub, and made reference to in Stephen King's epic Dark Tower novels.

Bango Skank first appeared in Straub's "The Buffalo Hunter", the third story in his short fiction collection Houses Without Doors.

Although Skank never makes a physical appearance in The Dark Tower novels, he has left graffiti in surprising, dangerous, and unlikely spots, from alternate versions of New York City to the tunnels beneath the Dixie Pig restaurant.
"Bango Skank was here" was written on the bridge.
by Justin Dennis November 30, 2006
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