Bolts

A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable

“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”

“LOL what a virgin”

by fredfredburger February 9, 2023

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person. Someone with a Screw Loose, therefore they need a bolt to tighten it.

That Prime Minister Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker cancelling rules that didn't exist.

or
Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person, ie they have a screw loose and therefore need a bolt to tighten it.

Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.

PM Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker, cancelling rules that don't exist.
or
Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker

by anonymous September 22, 2023

The Bolts

The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.

The Bolts are incredibly Gay

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

recluse bolt hole

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020