Buttered toast

When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down

Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!

by Ninjassassin109 April 1, 2016

Hot Buttered

The act of getting diarrhea overload and releasing a torrent of anal leakage onto your girlfriend's ass as if it were a baked potato.

A: Man, did you hear what Derpin D did last night?
B: Yeah, bro, he totally hot buttered his girl. She ain't no 11 anymore.

by BigBubba47 April 6, 2016

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ November 13, 2007

blaggered

To become intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol. See also drunk and pissed.

James had bare drinks last night. He was blaggered!

by RozzaC May 28, 2008

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

bladdered

to urinate on a sex partner (a consensual act)

She was beggin me, so I bladdered her

by Dick Weed May 13, 2005

buttered

mad, over anxious, disturbed

he got so buttered over the fact that he wasn't good at the game.

by taylor January 17, 2004