biff

1. synonym for "beef" or "problem/issue"

What's your biff man?

by tokenLoser December 3, 2013

Biff

A Slang word and colloquialism for a vagina. from southern England, particularly london and essex

Bob: ooh, she's fit mate!
Dave: Yeah, i'd love to get in her Biff.

Bob: mmm all day long.

Bob: ooh, she's fit mate!
Dave: Yeah, i'd love to get in her Biff.

Bob: mmm all day long.

by velveteyes79 December 26, 2020

Biff

Commonly used in the Welsh Valleys as another word for "ear"

"Argh thats my biff"

by *Valley* February 7, 2009

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

biff

a fail, messed up,

You biffed it! Why would u even try hitting that huge jump!

by FuckDontEvenNeedAFuckingName October 1, 2016

biff

(verb)

to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.

(noun)

a term of endearment.

'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)

'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'

'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'

'HELLO BIFF!'

by Peanuts3 April 13, 2009

BIFF

Bone idle fat fucker

God, Cameron is such a biff

by Annie rection May 16, 2022