Benching

The act of sitting on a subway bench in order to observe passing graffiti. Often to find influences.

I've been benching all day for a good piece.

by yfh asdf sadfj January 3, 2009

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

by the magic pooper March 2, 2012

beauting

The act of putting on make-up.

"I didn't have much time for beauting before I left the house today!"

by Mister_J June 1, 2015